I got busted. Found in possession of illegal drug paraphernalia for the twentieth time in one year, the judge finally threw the book at me. It seems like they should have thrown me in the slammer long ago. Thank goodness I live in a state that favors criminals. Anyway, in…

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Are you trying to refrigerate the whole neighborhood? We’d all be rich if given a penny for every time hearing that. It was certainly the case with grandpa — a natural daredevil according to his tales. What an entertaining man… I seemed to get a kick out of his griping about the dehumidifier in the winter. “Danny, close the door! Are you trying to dehumidify the whole neighborhood?” “No, grandpa. Sorry.”